~~~{Notebook}~~~ ---test entry--- hello this is a test. does this work? no fucking idea yet but we'll see. EDIT: yes it does! very cool!!!! ---friday13 2k26--- tis the spooky day, according to the halloween film(s). which halloween film(s)? the halloween film(s). like the film(s) named halloween. this is stupid. anyway, i just watched house of games. it was good, havent watched it a while. oh and heres the quote of the day ❝ you know sometimes i get so pissed off, i start making shit up. like a couple minutes ago, i thought to myself: "why is everything such a painus in the anus?" ❞ -me ---friday14 2k26--- hello. today is pi day. its cos the date is 3/14 which is also the first three digits of pi. just kidding. im british, so, this doesnt work for me. (we use DD MM YYYY) oh and Albert E was born on this day, so thats cool. anyway heres a thought; well actually i just realised i said 'anyway' but i used to say 'anyways' or at least i think so. im not too sure.............. and now i've forgotten what i was gonna say........................................................ crap. qotd (quote of the day) ❝ Waaah! ❞ -smpj penguin ---march15 2026--- dear diary why the fuck did i write friday14 instead of saturday14 thats not how anything works what the hell. anyway(s) its mothers day today. i gave my mum a card and a gift. she loved it. i've started to learn javascript. i am the coding master. i feel very c00l QoTD: ❝ You can take home a bird. You can take home a fish. You can take home twelve tropical fish if you wish. ❞ -Don't Get a Gink! by Dr. Seuss ---monday the sixteenth of march two thousand and twenty six--- sometimes i dont know what to write. this is one of those times. but since idk what to write, that then gives me the fucking genius idea to write about not knowing what to write. also, someone said grahams number is the biggest number. BULLSHIT!!!!!!! INFINTY IS THE BIGGEST YOU TWAT-FACED GOOMBA!!!!!!!!!! CHOKE A LEMON!!!!!!!! ALSO BOOKING.YEAH WAS A LIE!!!!! IT LITTERALLY DOESNT FUKCING EXIST ONLY BOOKING.COM WHY DONT YOU BOOKING.COMEOVERHEREBOI...... qotd; ❝ I do. ❞ -some guys wife idk ---st pattys 2026--- toki! mi toki e toki pona. mi sona pi toki pona tenpo ni lili. [hello! im speaking in toki pona. my knowledge of toki pona is currently small.] yeah i've been learning the language of toki pona. i think its pretty cool because there's only 14 letters and 120 words, so you have to get creative and describe a lot of things. like there isnt a word for 'friend', so instead you have to say something like 'jan pona' which means 'good person'. (btw i recommend checking out this playlist if you're interested: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLuYLhuXt4HrQIv3xnDxZqRaLfmxB2U5rJ&si=jifQSrgIu8YEFdWt ) qotd; ❝ I'm not celebrating St. Patricks day, because I'm not bloody irish. ❞ -my dads fb status a couple years ago ---18march26--- geometry, trigonometry, but not dodecahedronometry? piss off. qotd; ❝ You always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it. ❞ -Norman Schwarzkopf Jr. ---19M26--- i think i need to poop sorry guys no quote of the day today does anyone even read these ---twozerothreetwozerotwosix--- i now know every word in toki pona. (ok well not ALL of them but most of them. the lessons i've been watching are like 5yrs old at this point so not every word was included) it is quite difficult to remember all of them. but at least i know how to say 'i need a wee' (its 'mi wile telo jelo' in case you were wondering). something i havent learnt yet is sitelen pona. it has the same words as toki pona, but each word has its own glyph that you draw instead. it looks difficult but i might try it. might. qotd; ❝ pu is a core content word defined as "interacting with the official Toki Pona book", Toki Pona: The Language of Good. ❞ - https://sona.pona.la/wiki/pu ---sat--- i am learning sitelen pona. it is pretty easy actually. i should play rocket league some time qotd; ❝ [QUOTE] ❞ -[NAME] ---hcram fo dn22 eht yadrutas--- tommorow i will beat rachel for the second time (in chess) qotd; ❝ Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. ❞ —Elbert Hubbard (ryhmes with cupboard) ---mo23--- >begin game >win early >nvm my rook can be captured by her rook >my rook gets captured by her rook >continue >i win >nvm i didnt >i win >nvm i didnt >i win >nvm its stalemate >game ends >mi tawa --2sdæ-- YOU CAN PLAY CHESS ON DS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! qotd; ❝ Today is the International Day for the Right to the Truth Concerning Gross Human Rights Violations and for the Dignity of Victims ❞ - https://en.wiktionary.org --wenzdáey-- i won at chess again --28th o mrach-- i got this woowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowooowoooowooo sound in my ear. it has been like this for at least 5 days now. --last dsay dof march-- we got a new dog today!!!! her name is daisy :) say hi daisy. hi, daisy ----secondof april---- it is my birthday!!!! woohoooo! ---7a--- ew --=thurdsdyaa the 9th-- wow. this txt file is now 252 lines long. though i suppose i do hit enter alot. still though. now its 253. cool. anyway the chess set we ordered came yesterday. that is a lie, actually. it was the day before yesterday. but we opened it yesterday and played a game of chess yesterday. the chess set contained: white peices, black peices, extra queen piece each, chessboard, scorebook, bag. the chessboard was vinyl. didnt play any music though. i won btw. hehehe. :) 255 lines now. shits crazy. ---12A26-- "the sun is hot today" yeah no shit moron ---fifteenth o April twenty twenty sax--- there is a language called Scots. how. it is litterally english but with a funny accent. there is an entire scots wikipedia called 'Wikipædia' (https://sco.wikipedia.org/). and i just dont understand how this is a real thing. the main page says: " Walcome tae Wikipaedia, the free encyclopaedia that awbody can eedit. This Scots edeetion wis shapit on 23rd Juin 2005. We hae 34,167 airticles the nou. " and the article for wikip(a)edia is this: " Wikipaedia is a wab-foondit, free beuk o wittins (or encyclopaedia) that onybody can edit gin thay like. Wikipaedia is awnt bi the Wikimedia Foondation an wis stairtit on 15t Januar 2001, bi Jimmy Wales an Larry Sanger. Wikimedia Commons haes media relatit tae Wikipedia. This wabsteid-relatit airticle is a stub. Ye can help Wikipaedia bi expandin it. " --26th-- woke up at five am took daisy out same as yesterday and yestererday --26th (part 2)-- update on the JS thingy: i have not learnt anymore since [insert date here] but i might learn more at this time. also, the example sentences for toki pona that i used are slightly incorrect. also my dad's listening to an instrumental trumpet version of uncle albert for some reason --march3-- this is the 299th line. very cool. wow. i am still, ofc, interested in toki pona. and i have learnt a lot more about the grammar and whatnot. here is an example sentence in toki pona to prove my skills and whatnot: mi moku e len noka tan jan lon linluwi li toki e mi o moku e len noka (i ate foot clothes because people on the internet said i should eat foot clothes) (i ate a sock because people online told me to) LINE305 --tuesday5ndofmarch2o26-- THEY KILLED JEEVES HE'S DEAD THEY SHUT DOWN ASKJEEVES.COM AND ASK.COM THIS IS TRAGIC --t5m2026_PT2-- lucid dreaming exists. seems pretty cool. i wanna try it. --17th may-- im just charlie gubb